The family called the Preacher to be in his closing minutes of Marve state appeared to deteriorate as the Preacher stood by the bed,
and Marvin motioned to rapidly pass him a pencil and paper. The
Preacher fondly given it and immediately got a pencil and paper. But
before he had an opportunity to see the note, Marvin expired. The
Preacher feeling that was not the perfect time to read it place in his
coat pocket. It was at the funeral while discussing that the word was
abruptly recalled by the Preacher. Reaching deep into his pocket the
Preacher said "and you understand what, I suddenly recalled that right
before Marvin expired he given me a word, and understanding Marvin I am
certain it was something inspiring that individuals can all really gain
from. With that introduction the Preacher opened it and ripped out the
word.
The note said "HEY, YOU'RE STANDING ON MY OXYGEN TUBE!"
His wife was on a company trip and was planning to meet with him there. He chose to send his wife a fast e-mail when he reached his hotel. When the grieving widow checked her e-mail, she took one look in the screen, let out a piercing scream, and fell in a dead faint to the ground. At the sound, her family rushed to the area and saw this note
Only got checked in. P.S.
Three guys, an Italian, a Frenchman, as well as a funny Jew, were condemned to be executed. They asked the Frenchman what he needed.
So they really gave him it, he ate it, and then he was executed by them.
It was the turn of the Italian. Give me a huge plate of pasta," said the rofl Italian. So that they brought him it, he ate it, and then he was executed by them.
It had been the Jew's turn.
"Strawberries!!! They'ren't even in season!"
"So, I Will wait..."
A We are not really certain what things to do with you.
The recently arrived soul believed for some time and responded, "Yeah, once I had been driving along and came upon someone who was being harassed with several thugs. Therefore I pulled over, got a bat out, and went up to the leader of the thugs. He was a large, muscular man having a ring. Well, I ripped the ring from his lip, and told him he along with his gang had better quit worrying this man or they will have to cope with me!"
"Wow that is remarkable, "When did this occur?"
"About three minutes past," came the answer. Challenge Accepted lol
The note said "HEY, YOU'RE STANDING ON MY OXYGEN TUBE!"
His wife was on a company trip and was planning to meet with him there. He chose to send his wife a fast e-mail when he reached his hotel. When the grieving widow checked her e-mail, she took one look in the screen, let out a piercing scream, and fell in a dead faint to the ground. At the sound, her family rushed to the area and saw this note
Only got checked in. P.S.
Three guys, an Italian, a Frenchman, as well as a funny Jew, were condemned to be executed. They asked the Frenchman what he needed.
So they really gave him it, he ate it, and then he was executed by them.
It was the turn of the Italian. Give me a huge plate of pasta," said the rofl Italian. So that they brought him it, he ate it, and then he was executed by them.
It had been the Jew's turn.
"Strawberries!!! They'ren't even in season!"
"So, I Will wait..."
A We are not really certain what things to do with you.
The recently arrived soul believed for some time and responded, "Yeah, once I had been driving along and came upon someone who was being harassed with several thugs. Therefore I pulled over, got a bat out, and went up to the leader of the thugs. He was a large, muscular man having a ring. Well, I ripped the ring from his lip, and told him he along with his gang had better quit worrying this man or they will have to cope with me!"
"Wow that is remarkable, "When did this occur?"
"About three minutes past," came the answer. Challenge Accepted lol
