уторак, 10. март 2015.

Cat eyes will be huge fun


So he went to the physician, a guy was not feeling well. I'm scared he is not likely to make it, that he does not have to do anything himself and if you don't handle him like a king, meaning you are in his every beck and call, twenty-four hours a day. On the way home the husband inquired using a note of issue "what did he say?" "Well", the woman replied, "he said it seems like you likely will not make it."

All the relatives assembled in the hospital waiting room. The Doctor eventually came out, eventually after what seemed like hours. "Well" he said "I 've great news and bad news. The great news is that there's a new process called a brain transplant, although the bad news is I 'm scared his brain does not function anymore. But I'm fearful it is not rather cheap and insurance not covered it's. After having several seconds among the sons requested "well how much does it cost." Rather difficult turned and despite the severity of the scenario a few of the guys really began grinning. Lastly one asked the question everyone wanted to inquire and of the guys could not command himself. "Oh that is just standard pricing process,"the Doctor answered "you see we must charge less for the female brain only because they are used.

A woman visited a physician's office where a Health Care Provider saw her. A short while to the assessment, screeching could be heard in the area, after which the woman burst from the area as if running for her life. After much attempt a nurse eventually was able to calm her. A Doctor continued writing smoothly and hardly looking up said, "does she still possess the hiccups?"

A man went up to paradise and died. After closer inspection he found that while alongside the primary signal was a huge path, by the signal that was second there was only one guy. He recognized it was his buddy Harry after becoming even closer. "Hey Harry" the guy questioned "what in the planet have you been doing here? Your wife bosses you about more then anybody."

He pulled him away and grabbed my friend by the hand. The vicar said to him, "You should join up with the military of the Lord."
My buddy whispered back, "I am in the secret service."