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Their dogs, were walking when they passed with a restaurant. "We can not" replied John, "do not you see the sign says NO PETS PERMITTED."

"Aah that signal," said Jim "do not worry about it" and taking out a pair of shades, he walked up to the door. As he attempted walking to the restaurant he got stopped in the doorway, "sorry no pets permitted." Can not you see" said Jim "I 'm blind, this is my seeing eye dog."

But it is a doberman pincher, who works on the doberman pincher as a seeing eye dog?" the guy asked "Oh," Jim replied "you must never have heard, that is the most recent kind of seeing eye dog, they do an excellent job."

John attempted walking in along with his Chihuahua.

Believing fast John replied in a mad voice "You mean they gave me a Chihuahua?"

An Amish girl and her mom were visiting a mall. The girl asked, "Mommy, what's this?"

The mom, never having seen an elevator, replied, "I 've never seen anything in this way within my entire life. I do not understand what it's."

While her mom and the daughter saw with astonishment, an old man in a wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button.

The walls opened and the guy rolled into a little room between them. The walls closed as well as her mom and the daughter observed the little amounts over the walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch before the final amount was reached, as the numbers began to light in inverse sequence, and they saw some more http://www.funnyordie.com/zachgalifianakis

The mom, not taking her eyes off the young man, said softly to her daughter, "Go get your dad."

Yet, before the police investigation could start, the telephone rang another time, as well as the exact same voice came on the line. "Never mind," the drunk said having a hiccup.

A couple couples that were old used to get together to have a great time and also to speak about life. One day among the guys, Harry, began talking about this amazing restaurant he went along with his own wife to another night. "Really?", among the guys said, what is it called? After thinking for several seconds the Harry said, "what are those great smelling blooms called again?" the very first guy questioned. "Yes that is it," he exclaimed. Looking over at his wife he said, "Increased what is that restaurant we went to another night?"