понедељак, 23. фебруар 2015.

Four husbands and one wedding

Four Husbands are in the reception awaiting the nurse to let them know regarding the infants their wives gave birth to. The nurse says and walks up to the very first guy: Congratulations your wife gave birth to twins! The guy says: That Is strange, since I work in a restaurant called 2 cities. The nurse says and walks up to the second man: Congratulations your wife gave birth! The guy says: That's strange because I work in a factory. The nurse says and walks up to the next man: Congratulations your wife gave birth! Since I work in the four seasons hotel, the guy says: That's really strange! The fourth guy begins shouting. Among the guys says: What Is wrong? The fourth guy replies: I work at 7upward..

There were three men in a hot air balloon, one said "we've too a lot of those." And dropped a part of wood. The 2nd man said "we've too a lot of those." The final man said "we've too a lot of those." On the earth was a police officer who discovered a man crying, "Why have you been weeping?" "A board of wood strike me about the head!" he answers. The policeman that was on went. Then he saw another man weeping, "Why have you been weeping?" "A brick strike me about the head!" he answered. Subsequently sees a man laughing on he goes. "Why have you been laughing?" He inquired.

Unexpectedly, a girl in a close by table, who's eating a sandwich, begins to cough. Following a minute or so, it becomes clear that she's in actual misery.
No shakes her head.
He then inquires, 'Kin ya breathe?'
The girl is really shocked that she's a violent spasm and the obstruction flies from her mouth.
The Hillbilly walks back to his table as she starts to breathe again.