петак, 13. фебруар 2015.

This is where baby jets come from

There were 3 robbers who was being pursued by a police. The three robbers discovered a 3 bags each of them have a bag, they concealed in the bag and then after the authorities saw the 3 bags and walks by,the cops kicked the first bag
the man in the 1st bag said "woff,woff" the authorities said Oh! its just a dog,he then kicked the 2nd tote as well as the 2nd man said "meow,meow" then the authorities said Oh!

So there's this lad with a talking impairment. One day he goes to the bakery and asks to get a tramp, the man in the counter says "Do Not you mean a bun?" The lad responds with yeah yeah whatever. The lad responds with yeah yeah whatever. That day he loses his dog, he says and goes as much as a random girl

.One day, a dad and his daughter are jointly. The dad is setting the daughter. He hears her saying her prayers following the dad leaves. The dad barges back to the area and hears all of this. " The next day dies. The dad believes, '' Is this merely a coincidence? ''
He tucks her daughter, that night. He leaves the room to just hear her prayers. He hears," Bless rest in peace grandmother, mother and dad. '' The dad now could be believing, '' Holy shit, my daughter is able to see to the near future? '' The next day, grandmother expires. The night before Sunday, he's tucking his daughter into bed, although a week after nothing occurs. He listens and leaves for any more prayers. Sure enough, there's an alternative prayer. He hears," Bless you rest in peace father, mother. Tomorrow Iwill expire! '' The subsequent beginning of another day consisted the dad being attentive constantly, assessing the clock, looking across the area, etc. He examines the clock again. It is past midnight. I should not be alive! " He finds his wife on the sofa having a frightened look on her face and goes home. She asks," What took you? " The dad says," Listen honey I've not had the greatest of days. " Then when he's going to tell what happened, she bursts out," I saw yesterday, the mailman expire! ''